PLAYER TWEETS EXPAND
Honestly the most pain I've felt in my career, is anytime I have a pimple in my mustache area. #Excruciating
As a society we MUST do better... we cannot keep giving every Uber driver 5 stars. Literally all range from 4.83-4.96. #NoMore!!
Stickers have become a true foe of mine. I can't stand seeing them in my house anymore. I just threw a full sticker… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Here in NYC, I really want people in the adjacent buildings to look out their windows so we can all wave to each other. Could be cool.
I sprayed cologne on my dress clothes before packing them, so I didn't have to pack cologne.
Honestly #TottenhamHotspur have been looking really good lately.
Did the refs really do a team huddle break down before the game Lolol. #JuveFCB
Is it weird that I miss the 90s, and yet I barely remember living in or doing anything cool during that time?
Wait, what!? This is contrary to prior advice, Gucci! Give me a call; need to discuss. -Gach twitter.com/gucci1017/stat…
This "Pitbull" station on Sirius radio. Is it literally just Pitbull's songs all day long?? This can't be one of the favorites lol.
#TBT to when they made me do DB drills at my pro day cus they didn't have time to do LB drills too lolol.
I'm a sucker for "Worlds Top 100..." lists. Doesn't matter the subject.
If a saucy dinner is on deck. I will undoubtedly end up with a spot on my clothing.
Um, were gonna need @ManUtd to pick it up and pull this one out please.
Sometimes I fantasize about being a weekly film critique, with my own column in the newspaper and everything. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
My wife proved me wrong on the age of our dogs earlier, and it's not sitting well with me.
If I'm walking in my neighborhood and you don't wave back... a certain flaming hot fury has been awakened.
4 years and 2 kids later and we are..... KILLING the GAME!!!! Still madly in love. Happy anniversary to @Laurengach.
Just laughed really hard at some of the tweets under the explore tab where you can choose the funny stories called "tweets from your train"
Finally! I haven't slept right since the first report. twitter.com/darrenrovell/s…
Just when I think "you really only need forks and not spoons", the spoon shows it's value. So I jump on spoon train & I see the forks beauty
Still one of my all time fav's twitter.com/thefunnyvine/s…
You know what, w/ all this cell phone use these days; I feel like the whole writing on the walls in public stalls has gone all but extinct.
Just tried to take my daughter to school. Got there, and found out it's spring break.
The looks on people's faces when they see they've ended up with a seat next to a rambunctious toddler. Haha sucks doesn't it!
Squandered a couple points this morning. Not good. @ManUtd
Ok... someone please explain to me... 6 eggs were cracked. 9 yokes. There is noooooo way there were 3 twins in this… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…