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Andrew Gachkar
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LOCATION: Dallas

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Andrew Gachkar

If you work at a pharmacy, you MUST know that you are currently taking too long.


Andrew Gachkar

Pandora asks me to make a station based on song title... then NEVER plays that song.


Andrew Gachkar

Am I a petty Lakers/Kobe fan if I don't want to see Lebron In an LA uniform? Probably, but that's my choice.


Andrew Gachkar

Huge fire in my neighborhood right now. Only a construction house right now. But just saw the structure collapse.


Andrew Gachkar

My father passed away last year. To me, he was the very definition of "a happy soul". I love him very much. Happy… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…


Andrew Gachkar

So, this cow has to live its life being called "Meeny"? twitter.com/caseyneistat/s…


Andrew Gachkar

I took a class once on sleep cycles... so technically I am in the top 1% of the world of knowledge on sleep... so listen to me!


Andrew Gachkar

America MUST institute a nation wide "Nap time"; all ages included. The productivity would soar!


Andrew Gachkar

Daughter is moving chairs all over the house, to climb up and get what she wants off the counters. Control has been lost. Complete anarchy.


Andrew Gachkar

How is #France not just killing teams. That midfield, wows.


Andrew Gachkar

What the hell is going on with these soccer players and their taxes?? Can we not get these guys a good Cpa?


Andrew Gachkar

Which NBA fans are going end up pissed off next year and have Kevin Love on their roster? #NBAFinals


Andrew Gachkar

#LittleKnownFactFriday... I have an obsession with crossword puzzles.


Andrew Gachkar

Here's what's suspicious: I'm supposed to believe Ana is getting married to this guy she has known for 3 hours and one sing along?? #Frozen


Andrew Gachkar

Instead of celeb's saying they were"hacked", I think a great way to backtrack a tweet would be to say u were conducting a social experiment.


Andrew Gachkar

When u wake up and ur kids are both up before you.


Andrew Gachkar

This horrible event in Manchester, England is the very definition of tragic. Now putting faces to the little kids involved... soul crushing.


Andrew Gachkar

I would like to see a Rooney goal pretty badly. #ManU


Andrew Gachkar

Really into the show #Genius. Probably not hugely popular, but a real cool look into some history and science. #Einstein


Andrew Gachkar

Side note: I have alwaaays struggled with the spelling of "restaurant". Not something I'm very proud of.


Andrew Gachkar

If u own a Greek restaurant and you don't have a basket of mints by the exit door. That is an automatic 1 star deduction.


Andrew Gachkar

I know I'm on a lonely island with this hot take, but #13ReasonsWhy is dragging on. This could have been done in 7 episodes.


Andrew Gachkar

I feel like the word HAM applies here. Do we still use that?


Andrew Gachkar

When the airline tells you that ur bag has to go under the plane... how many people do you want to begin yelling at?


Andrew Gachkar

Do you ever wake up and your need for coffee is so aggressive, that you experience withdrawal symptoms?


Andrew Gachkar

Guy 1:about to sit "anyone sitting there?" Guy 2:"oh sorry, my wife's there" Guy 1: giggling "man, she's awful thin" Guy 2: "boy do I wish!"


Andrew Gachkar

So in the 70s say; how did we go about planning a flight? Did you buy it the day of? Were prices all the same?How did you know flight times?


Andrew Gachkar

Do you remember when real long sideburns were a thing. #LongLiveTheEarly2000s


Andrew Gachkar

My moms dog looks like a Sesame Street character.


Andrew Gachkar

Tried @OTheoryFitness for the first time these last 2 days... Much respect to you #SplatPoint goers. #Exhausted


Andrew Gachkar

Honestly the most pain I've felt in my career, is anytime I have a pimple in my mustache area. #Excruciating


Andrew Gachkar

As a society we MUST do better... we cannot keep giving every Uber driver 5 stars. Literally all range from 4.83-4.96. #NoMore!!


Andrew Gachkar

Stickers have become a true foe of mine. I can't stand seeing them in my house anymore. I just threw a full sticker… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…



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