PLAYER TWEETS EXPAND
4 years and 2 kids later and we are..... KILLING the GAME!!!! Still madly in love. Happy anniversary to @Laurengach.
Just laughed really hard at some of the tweets under the explore tab where you can choose the funny stories called "tweets from your train"
Finally! I haven't slept right since the first report. twitter.com/darrenrovell/s…
Just when I think "you really only need forks and not spoons", the spoon shows it's value. So I jump on spoon train & I see the forks beauty
Still one of my all time fav's twitter.com/thefunnyvine/s…
You know what, w/ all this cell phone use these days; I feel like the whole writing on the walls in public stalls has gone all but extinct.
Just tried to take my daughter to school. Got there, and found out it's spring break.
The looks on people's faces when they see they've ended up with a seat next to a rambunctious toddler. Haha sucks doesn't it!
Squandered a couple points this morning. Not good. @ManUtd
Ok... someone please explain to me... 6 eggs were cracked. 9 yokes. There is noooooo way there were 3 twins in this… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
I get this feeling, whenever I'm in a Sprouts or Whole Foods or wherever in California; people look at me and say "he ain't bout this life".
Random and I'm sure people won't agree. But I think NFL jerseys with brand logos on them like soccer would be kind of sweet.
Lady was deciding between two outfits for her boy. Turned and looked at me, then decided to ask the lady behind the cash register instead..
Two words that I can't stand because of social media: "lit" and "savage".
@Ky1eLong good car. Just went and tried one too recently.
I think when they came up with "Terrible Two's", they understated the terrible part. #Parenthood
When you have to be the one to refill up the #Keurig with water.
I promise you this. No one lives a better life, then my small dog.
That little bit of water that comes out of the bottle before the mustard or ketchup...
Save yourself the agony of trying to call the DMV in California. Just don't do it.
How do you watch the new #Sherlock, if it's not on Uverse OnDemand??
What's the douchiest car you can buy??... I need a new one and it's always good to know what's off limits.
Man, San Diego was a special place. I loved everything about that city in my 4 years there. Feel bad for y'all.. #Chargers
Excited to announce the new addition to our family! London Grace Gachkar; she's the perfect start to 2017!!… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…